Did you ever stop to wonder what
would happen if your dog's name was
> Mypenis?
>
- Mypenis ate
my homework.
>
- Oh, no! Mypenis is
frothing at the mouth!
>
- Sorry I'm late. I
was playing with Mypenis.
>
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't
realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
>
>
- Mypenis doesn't come
when I call it.
>
- Mypenis
likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
>
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I love giving Mypenis a bath.
>
- At night,
I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
>
- Mypenis
likes it when people pet him.
>
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Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
>
>
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Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
>
- Would you like
to see a picture of Mypenis?
>
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Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
>
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I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
>
- I keep
a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
>
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
>
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I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore.
> He just plays dead.
>
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Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next
> door.
>
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If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to
> carry.
>
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
>
- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
>
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Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
>
- Mypenis
gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
>
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Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the
> hospital.
>
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Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
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